Da es doch noch Leute geben soll, die sie nicht kennen, die ganzen „foo walks into a bar“ Sprüche habe ich mich mal daran gemacht und einige gesammelt.

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Ich habe auch darauf geachtet für die Nichttechniker unter euch ein paar passende Sprüche zu finden, allerdings solltest ihr des Englischen mächtig sein.

• A UDP packet walks into a bar. The bartender doesn’t acknowledge him.
• An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: „A strong CIDR please, I’m exhausted.“
• A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, „Can I join you?“
• A Latin scholar walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a martinus. The bartender asks him. Don’t you mean martini? The man tells the bartender, Listen, if I wanted two or more drinks I would have asked for them.
• Comic Sans walks into a bar and the barman says: „we don’t serve your type here“
• Three notes walk into a bar – a G, an E flat, and a C. The bartender looks up and says “We don’t serve minors.” So the E flat leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.
• The tachyon leaves. The bartender says „we don’t serve your kind here.“ A tachyon walks into a bar.
• A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says „We don’t serve your kind here.“ The neutrino responds: „I’m just passing through.“
• A neutron comes into a bar: „how much is a drink?“ – „for you? no charge“
• An Atom walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says, I just lost an electron, The bartender says, Are you sure? The Atom replies, Yeah, I’m positive
• Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says „we don’t serve noble gases here.“ The helium doesn’t react.
• A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says „we don’t serve your kind here.“ The superconductor leaves without resistance.
• An IR-Photon goes into a bar: „Is it hot in here or is it just me?“
• A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says „Sorry we don’t serve food in here.“
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra.